hitlersbreastmilk:

*pees on my crush to mark my territory*

catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

thnksfrthbttfck:

some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

blindguymcsqueezie:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who is respectful about everyone elses beliefs

pizza:

*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*

digitallyimpaired:

ten billion notes here i come

softlysilentlyscreaming:

give me one good reason why i should wear pants

movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

man-underboard:

I just want someone to talk to until 2am, someone who won’t leave and who’ll treat me like I’m actually something. but that’s too much to ask for I guess